The Cookie Situation

Concerns are growing this morning over the escalating cookie situation at Titanium Software. Reports coming out of the software company indicate that no cookies have been sighted so far this morning, and panic is beginning to set in.

Software Engineer Morganon Reichberg is quoted as saying "I was about to ask what the cookie situation was. This is a disaster!" while his colleague, Neville McClocktower, currently on tour in Germany, added "It is also a disaster here - I asked where the Friday Cookies were but they just gave me some boiled sausage..."

Cookies are a regular feature of Friday mornings at Titanium Towers, often accompanying the regular Friday meeting. The situation has been exacerbated by the recent disappearance of Englebert, who usually purchases the cookies.

Raymond Ely, the one of the world's foremost authorities on cookie mathematics, eloquently summed up the situation this morning with his equation "Work - Englebert - Friday meeting = no cookies"