Flick Spin Ranger

We'll see who’s laughing when I make millions on my recently patented invention. The photo shows it in action; move your finger like that and it rotates. Flick it down with your finger and it will spin on its own for a few seconds. It's called "Flick Spin Ranger".


It's great fun and I've already got a buyer set up.
If you want, I can let you have a pre-release version of it for £10. I can set it up at your desk if you need me to. Installation isn't that hard but as I haven't written a user manual yet you might mash it up and jam it into your face or something and I wouldn't want that on my conscience.

Watch this space, guys, because you're looking at the future. Right here on your monitors is the great new toy that even the queen will be playing with this summer. Even the queen.