Sars and Milk

Following on from Friday's Cookie Incident, it seems further trouble has befallen the employees at Titanium Towers with a suspected outbreak of the deadly Sars virus. Eye witnesses tell of continuous and loud coughing which prompted one un-named source to claim, "It's like a plague hospital in here." It is not known where the virus came from, but experts suspect that it was brought over from Thailand with goods purchased by one of the employees. Reports that by Tuesday afternoon the virus had mutated and started to attack PCs (with Matthew Englberry's equipment the main target) proved unfounded and officals are urging the public not to panic.

In a seperate incident, problems with food continued as milk stocks were almost exhausted. It was thought that milk shortages were a thing of the past after Ruby Postelwaith's apointment as milk monitor, but in her absence it seems the old problems have returned.

Shares in Titanium Software were down 5% on the news.