Friday, 11 April 2008

In the Office Today

<Dwayne goes off to toilet>
<Dwayne's phone starts ringing. Sounds a bit like the beginning of Star Wars - trumpets and stuff, then some slightly nazi sounding chanting>


Everyone looks towards the corner.


Stephan: What's that, is that Dwayne?

Morganon: It's Dwayne's phone

Stephan: Well it could have been Dwayne.

Englebert: But you'll have noticed Dwayne doesn't have a trumpet.

Stephan: Well you don't know what he is up to; he could be in the corner browsing Trumpet websites.

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