Friday, 25 April 2008

Bone Density

I recently received a telegram from former employee Ciaran Morningtown via the social networking site forceBlock. Exiled in Australia after leaving his job in a cloud of controversy he reliably informs me he is now working for a company that makes websites for small vibrating devices.

"You would love it out here, they give you beer at work on fridays at your desk. I am designing a new 'Boys Gone Wild' site."

A refugee from Ireland, Ciaran started work at Titanium Towers two years ago.

When asked about his former workmates, he had the following to say about Julian Sadman:

"His bone density is similar to that of hydrogen. Christ man, eat a steak!""

If you would like to know more about Ciaran then stay tuned for further updates.

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