It's my new job. I broke the automated barcode generator and now every time anyone wants a new barcode they go through me. I get about 100,000 emails from AngelarkCorp a day. They get all the best barcodes. I'm very proud of the work I do. One day I hope to see a news article:
PersephoneCorp cure cancer with screening programme. The wonder drug was found in tube "MORGANONBARGELD02"
I'd be happy then and could retire. I text barcodes to ContanCorp because they don't get through that many a day and it's easier for the operators because they don't have computers in the tube warehouses, not even laptops. Laptops are outlawed by the leader of ContanCorp because a laptop once fell on his toe and it broke into 5 pieces (his toe).
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