Employees at Titanium Towers rejoyced today after Dwayne Dung smashed the all time world record for being late for work. Preparations for the record attempt started last night with an email warning he would be late as he had an appointment at the STD clinic. Throughout the day employees wondered how long he would manage to stay away from work.
The previous record was thought to be around 11:45 and as this time approached employees started to wonder if the 'golden noon' would be broken. As it turned out though there was nothing close about the situation. Dwayne smashed the record finally entering the building at 14:17.
Today provided ideal conditions for the record attempt as Englebert was out of the office.
Mr Dung can expect to make a handsome amount from his efforts in sponsorship. Interested parties are thought to be Facebook, Wikipedia and a raft of video sharing sites.
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