Recently in the Office

It's 9:30 on a warm, sunny day

[Enter stage right Marcus Finland]

Marcus wanders over to desk

[Enter stage right Stephan Bernard Yotis]

Marcus: (To Stephan) Blimey, have the clocks gone back? You're in early aren't you?

A hush decends on Titanium Towers. Shocked developers sit in stunned silence fearing a reprisal. Stephan makes no audible response, but you can tell the evil mastermind has already started to craft a cunning plan.

To be continued...