Green Tea

I've just made a cup of Dwayne's Japanese green tea. About to have my first taste now. I'm a bit nervous, but here goes...

Bleuch! It's bad! Well, actually it's ok. The second sip is better. It's drinkable. I could get to like it I suppose. Mmmmm. The third sip is even better. I like it. Oh my god, I love it. This is the best drink I've ever tasted! I must have more!

I feel....different. More powerful, somehow. I feel strong. Strong enough to climb and run and jump. Ha ha! I am strong!

And my senses are heightened. I see and feel everything. Time seems to run more slowly. I can anticipate things before they happen. This is amazing! I can make things happen with just the power of my mind. I am becoming omniscient. Omnipotent.

Hmmmm. I also have a strange desire to wear lycra...